G-Eunuch

The Man sez: One of the kindergarteners is straight ghetto. She always knows songs that the average five year old shouldn't and thoughtfully teaches her little classmates. Monday, her best friend walks up to me and shouts "G-Eunuch!" When she started, I thought "I do not need a class full of children parrotting 50 Cent". But mispronouncing "unit" - that was priceless. She might not know why I cracked up. That's okay. I've been laughing about it all week.

'Project: Runway' will be over in a week!!!! When the season ends, I'll have nothing to talk about. I'm 99% sure Daniel Vosovic wins. I mean, COME ON! Regardless of how vulnerably Santino was portrayed in this week's episode, I seriously doubt he'll win. The gown he showed Tim Gunn was easily his most beautiful garment on the show, however Santino is still Santino. That's not a dig. I do not believe the producers would spend an entire season setting him up as the villainous rival only to let him win. Chloe... Your raspberry pouf coat thing. You have seven sisters and not one of them said "That is hiddeous"? The gold dress underneath was great but why the pouf coat? WHY THE POUF COAT THAT COVERS THE GOLD DRESS? I like that Daniel Vosovic. I like his sensibilities. Just, y'know, finish your hems, pal. Your competition is Jesus Christ Superstar and Little Madame Pouf Coat. Buttonholes are no excuse for losing the competition. To quote the mysterious Mr. Gunn, make it work. You wanna know why he didn't make encouraging comments or, as Daniel Very Delicious himself said, piddle his pants? Because you're going to win and the producers love a good fake-out. It was a fake-out, Daniel. They did the same thing with Chloe and Kara last week. I know you watch the show, kids. Pick up on stuff. Santino can't win because they've cast him as the self-absorbed nemesis. Chloe can't win because they've already played too heavily on her self-doubt AND she has her own boutique. It would be almost redundant for her to win. You, Daniel Vosovic, are the obvious winner. You're really young. You've just graduated from fashion college. You're cute. You're gay (well, it is a show about fashion design) but neo-gay, ie dresses like an electroclash artfag yet actually engages in gay sex. And (this is the crux of it) you're confidant enough. You aren't trying to have sex with yourself (Santino) or Heidi Klum (Daniel Franco) yet you don't cringe at the sound of your own voice (Diana, Marla). Last week? Last week was just an excuse to knock you down a peg. PS I'm so glad Santino picked Andrae. More Tim Gunn impressions. Huzzah!



And I fully intend to express my feelings about our dear president's willfull ignorance in relation to Hurricaine Katrina later. Right now I need to pick up my mom's drycleaning. I've been domesticated! GOY VEY!!